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New HUSBAND STORE

If ONLY there was really one in 'real life' The New Husband Store There is a store that sells new husbands in New York City. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. Shoppers may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but may not go back down except to exit the building! So...a woman goes to the New Husband Store because she's tired of her old one. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Lookin...

There is NEVER enuff hours in the day

I stink I'm tired I'm hungry....AGAIN I haven't washed my hair in 3days I haven't worked out for about 3weeks I've missed my EYE DOCTOR appointment 4times (never on purpose) I haven't shaved in over a month..=.GROSS I have bushy eyebrows I have a house that is crying for some serious cleaning I have a sink full of dishes I have laundry that needs washing Toys that need to be put away... BUT...BUT..BUT I just DON'T have the damn ENERGY or the time to do that right now. Today was HARSH. Today was CRUEL. Today I wanted to lock my office and CRY. Today was one big fat CHALLENGE. Today, was just a very bad DAY. Budget Meeting is a BIATCH. Never again will I ever accept this kind of challenge. It's just not worth the time or effort. My mentor says, " It's a challenge, you gotta take the good and the bad. You gotta pick yourself up and run with it " Oh I'll run with it alright; with my head between my legs. And then, I got home to a pile of ME...

last week of October...

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This is CRAZY...one more month til SANTA comes to town one eye guy Happy end of October everyone

Brand new

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.....CAMERA...YAY ME After a couple of months without a camera, I got fed up taking lousy photos with my Iphone. So when Sam got paid this past friday, I decided to lift the camera ban, drove to BestBuy after work that night, and got myself that brand new blue baby pictured above. It was love at first site and Tai surely loved this blue baby as well.

too much lately..and i'm too lazy to write about it

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Oh EM GEE, thank goodness September is GONE. I don't think I'd survive if the month was longer than 30 days. whewwwwww.. So Tai had his 1st birthday party . Yes, a PARTY, NOT an intimate family toona'i like I originally wanted/planned. As we drew closer to the birth-date, the pressure from everyone was ON..hell yeah, in flames and all. My mother, who flew over 3weeks before the birthday, was getting on my nerves everytime she asked, " Suga, ua maua se clown? " or " ua faakogu se Balloon Twister? " or "Ka o ia e faakogu le keke so I can see how big it is " or " You need to order a jumping castle for the kids and come up with some games" Ioe, 21 questions and she was fast becoming very BOSSY and very IRRITATING. Me 'No' like irritating peeps so I proceeded to ignore her over and over, until she got fed up with my ignoring game and put her foot down. " La'a ka a le kaimi e leai ma se mea ua faia" She came yellin...