Mikey ate my kekesaigas & masipopos

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So we just found out last week that we have a household friend who’s been nibbling off our stocked up samoan goodies or anything in the cabinets, and his name is Mikey, and in case you’re wondering, he’s a fat ass rat. (eewwwww)
We’ve set up mouse traps everywhere in our kitchen area but somehow, Mikey managed to duck all these traps to get around because up to this day, there is still no rat on any of the traps. Aarrrggghhhhhh

Two days ago, I bought 3 huge containers from WalMart so I can store all our cabinet food for now coz Mikey is still on the loose. But when I got the containers, It was already too late; Mikey had already eaten my kekesaigas and masi popos. (damn you Mikey)
Now I’m kekesaiga-less and masipopo-less but luckily, the darn rat didn’t get to my bongos and peanut ruffs. Now that would make me really ai’u..ahar..stob moy ai’uvalea royte now. shux

So now I’m sulking in my brand new leather office chair coz it’s lunch time and I don’t have any kekesaigas to eat with my bongos. (yes I eat the weirdest things). I guess a chicken curry bento would do for now.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Stupid Mikey eating all the goods. Does he not realise how valuable that stuff is? Masi popo YUM, you've made me hungers now :P Oh and Mikey? He needs to go down...you need to do something quick before he gets to the bongos!
February 1, 2009 at 12:49 AM
kuaback said…
HA! The bastard down..lol
Fank goodness..but i still packed all the goodies in containers in case Mikey has a wife or son or daughter hiding out somewea..lol
February 2, 2009 at 2:43 PM
"Love or Perish" - W. H. Auden said…
damn you mikey! i love kekesaigas...good job on catching the buggar!
February 2, 2009 at 6:30 PM
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